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Bike Smut 9: Science Friction ... The Final Gear

7:30 DOORS
8:00 SHOW
$6 Pre-sale | $9 Day of

Bike Smut 9: Science Friction ... The final New England Tour! (or something)

For ONE NIGHT ONLY - The future of mobility and sexuality will be revealed to Burlington!

Bike Smut is an erotic bicycle film festival in its 9th and FINAL year of touring. The theme of our last touring program is: "Science Friction" Our movies cover a vast array of science fiction-based porn: interracial alien orgies, power-tool wielding lesbians, Mexican post-porn saddle squirting, polybikesexual queer trans babes armed with dildo flamethrowers, hunting for a mate in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and time traveling sex missionaries!

The only way to see the Bike Smut Film Festival is when it plays for a live audience. The various artists' interpretations about what is great about sex and cycling are creative, clever, funny, and aware! Bike Smut has never been just a single person's vision, rather, a coalition of the horny bring this synthesis of transportation and sexuality to life.

Past contributors include Gus Van Sant, Lyric Seal, Courtney Trouble, Madison Young, Tinto Brass, Pandora Blake, and many more rad, sex-positive filmmakers! This years submissions are from Denver, Lisbon, Portugal, Guadalajara, Berlin, Baja and Oakland.

This synthesis of transportation and sexuality is everything you could imagine it to be: creative, ethical, aware, explicit, tantalizing, candid, and silly! Since its inception, Bike Smut has toured North America 19 times, and in the summer of 2011 the project completed its first European excursion, playing 63 shows in 21 countries, from Scotland to Turkey. The winter of 2012 took Bike Smut on their first around Mexico. Last year Reverend Phil had completed a bike tour from Minneapolis to Montreal to Mexico, 6 months of bike touring across Europe and another month down the West Coast. 

Recently Bike Smut showed consensual non-consent / forced haircuts from Chicago, golden showers and swampy dendrophilia from Gainesville, greasy cock and ball torture from Berlin, spaghetti-western anarchists from Montreal, gender queer Mario Brothers from Geneva, hardfem bicycle-mounted cavalry-archers hunting to feed their sexual appetites in Phoenix, and a hardcore ginger-on-ginger bisexual, bikesexual educational film.

The Bike Smut Film Festival is now in its 9th and final year of touring. The only way to see it is to attend a screening and experience it with others. This show happens in Burlington for One Night Only and is for adults only (although silly adults are also encouraged).


Later Event: August 26
Truck Stop: Burlington